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That's a record for page-cranking-per-hour, I just know it. I mean, for me, that is. I exhausted an entire Glade candle, (from white wick to waxy residue), and drank a total of ... thinks ... discovers thinking to be difficult ... 12 diet cokes. Yeah, that's just sick, isn't it? But all that's left are the citations. Maybe I could spruce up my kick ass title. It already has a colon (:), so it's academic by default. All academic pieces have those. If you take a piece of absolute drivel and add a colon, people will take you seriously. No kidding.
Ah well. Just thought I'd share.
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That's a record for page-cranking-per-hour, I just know it. I mean, for me, that is. I exhausted an entire Glade candle, (from white wick to waxy residue), and drank a total of ... thinks ... discovers thinking to be difficult ... 12 diet cokes. Yeah, that's just sick, isn't it? But all that's left are the citations. Maybe I could spruce up my kick ass title. It already has a colon (:), so it's academic by default. All academic pieces have those. If you take a piece of absolute drivel and add a colon, people will take you seriously. No kidding.
Ah well. Just thought I'd share.
End.
posted by Rehkmira @ 09:08
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