Cat Attack

So I've got the fridge door open, and I'm reaching in to grab 1/2 a honeydew melon. No problem. I unwrap the thing, grab a spoon from the drawer, and head off to the sofa to eat my lunch. Still no problem. Suddenly, a cat streaks across the room, launches itself into my lap and starts going for the melon. It's a vicious attack, leaving melon guts all over my shirt. The cat starts consuming the melon, hungrily, like it's never before had a decent meal.

Finally, we strike a truce, and I flick melon bits onto the table between bites. Sitting on the table, the cat slurps up the melon as fast as I can pitch it. In the end, I set the shell on the table, and the cat gnaws on it, tearing off bits of rind.

Scary. When I eat the cataloupe, I'll watch my back. Maybe lock the cat in the bedroom.

End.