To the Tune of "This Song's Just Six Words Long"

Well, I'm back at home now, so no worries there. Apparently Dirt Town has a very high rate of assaults on women, so Slacker walked us to the car, after warning us about being out alone, because of aforementioned crime rate. It would seem that this crime takes place off campus, which is, of course, better than on campus. But I'm slightly disappointed by that statistic. In any case, I'm safe.

Just thought I'd let everyone know. Now, on to a Feminism Paper.

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